ass-so-fat:

OHMIHGOD ; I LOVE ELLEN .

sassmaster-arjay:

Heard u were talkin shit

sassmaster-arjay:

Heard u were talkin shit

Blue mana was tapping for red last night.

Don’t ever play with me, or you’ll be encased in warded blocks.

Don’t ever play with me, or you’ll be encased in warded blocks.

ninjakato:

vandyburger:

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

OH NO DUMB CUTIE

"BWAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

My spider just goes “why are you touching my butt? you perv”

ninjakato:

vandyburger:

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

OH NO DUMB CUTIE

"BWAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

My spider just goes “why are you touching my butt? you perv”

Come on and slam

Come on and slam

-8: You gain 100 life.

jrcrichton:

kriskurse:

vonbaghager:

are you fucking kidding me Wizards

for those who have never played MtG: the starting life total is 20

One word. Skullcrack. OR Maze’s End. Maze’s End gives no fucks. 

Not everyone plays with Skullcrack or Maze’s End however. However most black decks probably have a few Hero’s Downfall laying around these days.

and in commander 100 life means absolutely nothing

ampharos:

Bees

robin-scherbatsky:

shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you

You mean all 300 of them?



Names Mantis, I'm into Yugioh, SnK, Doctor Who, Magic, and a plethora of other things.