OHMIHGOD ; I LOVE ELLEN .
Heard u were talkin shit
why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt
OH NO DUMB CUTIE
My spider just goes “why are you touching my butt? you perv”
are you fucking kidding me Wizards
for those who have never played MtG: the starting life total is 20
One word. Skullcrack. OR Maze’s End. Maze’s End gives no fucks.
Not everyone plays with Skullcrack or Maze’s End however. However most black decks probably have a few Hero’s Downfall laying around these days.
and in commander 100 life means absolutely nothing
shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you
You mean all 300 of them?